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Tim's 20th birthday.
The kids love to help anyone celebrate their birthday, and I use the term 'help' loosely.
They are very good at having your birthday for you - which as you get older seems a good thing - don't get old, just transfer your birthday to the kids!
Anyway...
Here's the gang in the kitchen putting the jam and cream on the cake (see the cream monster grinning madly? she helps so she can lick the spoon later)

(insert some witty comment about Tim being a Gumby here ....................)
She'll blow out your candles,
cut your cake
and open your presents all for one low fee.
But wait, don't send any money - we'll just take your birthday loot.


University scruff.
Apparently it has a purpose *cough cough*.
It was explained to me but all I remember is that it's like when they have "mo-vember" (grow facial hair for the month then shave it off for charity) but it's MOctober instead (if my memory serves, and it does sometimes fail me, but the uni kids won't be around for November).
I forget who he said the money was for, but he didn't hit us up for any, although he did say if we paid him enough then and there he'd shave it off and just grow more.

No matter how old you get it's still Mum's job to cut up the cake into pieces.

mmmmm.... cake gooooood
real good even my hair is enjoying the cake
how good is the cake G?