This is an important safety message

Going for a ride in the Big Red Car.

Turn the radio on.
Now kids this is very important.... don't drink and drive, it's a safety hazard.

It's also very important to have at least one hand on the wheel at any time.

(Stashing more than one drink in your car is a sure sign of a drinking problem.)

Be careful not to be distracted by pretty faces and colourful objects.

Always face the front while driving.

A third drink is surely a sign for help.

Bombs away.

When your boot is already full of drink you have to find creative places to put your drink bottles.